All We Have to Fear are Dire Crossovers

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Fear Itself

Issue 5 (of 7)

Story by Matt Fraction
Art by Stuart Immonen & Wade Von Grawbadger
Cover by Stuart Immonen & Billy Tan

Price: $3.99

For those wanting to read a balanced review that isn’t essentially a bile-filled tirade, please look elsewhere. There are also spoilers aplenty.

You have been warned.

Fear Itself is a mega-epic, mind-blowing story that shakes the foundations of comics for all time and…sorry, I was auditioning for a role in marketing at Marvel.

Fear Itself is a sprawling crossover with a simple enough premise. A hitherto unknown brother of Odin, king and All-father to the gods of Asgard, has been freed from imprisonment and has bestowed Mjolnir-like hammers upon various super-powered characters in order to make them incredibly powerful servants.

This collection of twisted heroes and villains (known as “The Worthy”) are sent on a trail of destruction in order to raise fear among all humanity to feed Odin’s brother (known as The Serpent) to return him to his former nigh-omnipotent glory. His plan, once he has destroyed Earth, is to assault Asgard.

Heroes unite, some die, some fight and some go off on missions that will obviously later turn the tsunami-sized tide.

So is the basic premise that leads us to issue 5 of Fear Itself. Sadly, other than the death of Bucky Barnes, that is all one needs to know from the entirety of the first four issues.

After the previous issue I complained about this series being a bullet point list of “epic cool moments” with no character response and interaction to link them together in a satisfying way. In this issue Fraction tries to include some pauses between the wanton disaster in order to bring the reader along for the ride, to make it all matter finally.

Thor. I think.

It is such a shame that he seems so utterly tone deaf to the voices of the characters he uses. By voices I can of course include Thor’s manner of speech which I know is supposed to be toned down from his previous Shakespearean cadence, but “always a giant pain in the ass” just isn’t something Thor would say.

Thor names the Breaker of Souls as Benjamin, the name of his friend, then fells him with a fatal blow. Again I just don’t recognize this Thor who drops one of the people he respects most in a heartbeat, particularly when he knows Ben is not in control of his actions.

Thor of course does this as we are having a message bludgeoned over our heads. “This is epic, this is a true apocalypse, the heroes are facing something greater than anything else they’ve ever faced!”

So we have Cap’s shield shattered by the Serpent’s bare hands (done before by the Beyonder of course) and most egregiously we have Spider-Man give up. Spider-Man asks for leave to go see his family as they can’t win so he might as well spend his time with his loved ones.

Yes, that Spider-Man.

And Captain America agrees as he knows they have lost.

Yes, that Captain America.

Both of these characters have faced certain death many times and never responded in this way. Both of them have been absolutely sure they were going to lose and sacrifice their lives in the process and never wavered. Now apparently they’re really absolutely convinced they can’t win (before they were  just mostly certain they would lose) so they give up.

Utter bollocks.

Showing new aspects of characters in the face of new danger leads to an interesting story. Having characters do things that are completely against their nature in order to make a story interesting is cheap trickery.

Cap knows Tony is still out there and up to something. Thor is down, he isn’t out and he is destined to defeat the all-powerful Serpent, something that Cap knows and has already stated would give the evil Asgardian reason to be afraid. Most of the heroes in New York are still able to fight and there are still heroes (the X-men spring to mind) who could join the fray. There are still blatantly obvious options still to be pursued. But if Cap were to consider those things Fraction might lose yet another opportunity to have the neon flashing sign plastered over everything screaming “Danger!”

The strange behaviour could be all a ploy of course, Cap is trying to buy time, Spider-Man is playing along, off to try and find Tony (or Mephisto, “This time I’ll let you have my coin collection”). Even if that is the case, it still wouldn’t be a big enough twist to have the characters behave so, well, uncharacteristically.

This is the worst thing I have read by Fraction by a country mile. It feels like a story done by committee, written on post-it notes and then phoned in.

It’s a shame that the phenomenal art is having to service such an infuriating story.


About blatherful

Pondering and pontificating on popular culture and other blissfully infuriating matters.

Posted on August 11, 2011, in Comic Review and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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